Granny Rides A Dirt Bike - Win Or Fail?

C'mon you freakin' rednecks. Granny needs to see her babies grow old. And if you keep puttin' her on a dirt bike with no protection that ain't happenin'. Our oldie oldster here is gonna break a hip or a pelvis. This is borderline elderly abuse. You'd be flogged and thrown in the pokey in China and half the other countries around the world. Whatever happened to scrapbooking or knitting a sweater? Get with the program you douche bags. Play nice. If it weren't for her you wouldn't be alive. Pay attention!

Photographer Nailed By Dirt Bike

I dunno about this one. It almost seems a little staged to me. Like the photographer sees the bike coming and even braces for the impact. So I'm not gonna say the biker is a goofball on this one. I'm not even gonna dump on the photographer. I'm callin' bullshit on this one. Bahtendah wisdom. Bang. Done. Pay attention!