Is This The Worst Bikini Contest Ever?

What's up with the fatchicks in the middle?  The ones with the flabby stomachs and the tattoos around the midsections?  Gimme a freakin' break.  Seems like the judges should've stepped in stopped these wide loads from gettin' up on the stage.  Just ruins the whole hot chick vibe.  If it was a beer belly contest I'd get, but this is just awkward and wrong....

Prepare To Barf - Fat Chick Plays Nintendo Wii

I hope you've already had lunch. How does a person actually decide to put this on the interwebberbloggernet? I'm so confused....

Fat People Dancing With A Cigarette And A Baby

Has to be Florida, right? 'Nuff said....

First Sign Of Spring

Yup, when 400-pound dudes can jump off a dock and break the ice you know Spring is right around the corner. I'm ready. Enough of these videos of people throwing water in the air and watching it freeze. I need to start posting videos of people wearing way less clothes. Spring Break screw-ups coming soon to a blog near you. Pay attention!

When Is The IPO? I Want In!