Married Middle School Teacher Who Gave Student A Blowjob In The Classroom Is Fired

INDIANA - Yet another female teacher has been caught allegedly having sex with an under age student.
Married Erin Baynard Stewart, 30, was yesterday fired from her social studies teaching job at Chauncey Rose Middle School, in Terre Haute, Indiana, after being accused of having relations with a 14-year-old boy. Stewart, who had worked at the school for six years, allegedly had four sexual encounters with the boy. She had oral sex with the student in her classroom in December 2009, while other encounters took place in Stewart's home, according to court documents. The now 15-year-old, who can not be named for legal reasons, was able to describe and draw sketches of the interior of the teacher's home, Terre Haute Police Detective, Rick Decker, said. Vigo County School Superintendent Danny Tanoos called the charges 'disappointing' 'heart-breaking' and 'tragic' at a recent news conference. 'It breaks the trust, that bond that we have and that code of ethics that we have as educators. And so once that’s broken, it’s hard to sometimes regain that trust,' he added. Stewart has pleaded not guilty to two counts of sexual misconduct with a minor. She is currently out on $75,000 bond stumped up by her parents. Her trial will start in October. Yesterday's official termination of Stewart's contract is a formality. She had already given up her teaching licence and had not been paid since.

This chick is one of the ugliest sex-scandal teachers I've seen in a long time.  I mean I can't even see how the kid was turned on.  She's gotta tip the scales at around 300 lbs. and has that greasy/frizzy hair thing goin' on.  Don't think I'd want that face anywhere near my junk.  I figure the only reason she's bangin' 14-year-olds is that she can't get any adult with 20/20 vision to throw it in her.  I guess she's married, but he must be the happiest guy on the planet right now.  He's probably been tryin' to figure out how to dump this wench for years.  Good news, bro - wifey's now gonna be bangin' fat lesbians in prison.  Happy days!

Sore Losers

Chicago Sun-Times
Packer backer fired for wearing Green Bay tie
With Chicago reeling from Sunday’s painful playoff loss, Monday morning probably wasn’t the best time for car salesman John Stone to share his love for the Green Bay Packers with co-workers and customers. But Stone, 34, proudly showed up for work at Webb Chevrolet in south suburban Oak Lawn wearing his green-and-yellow Packers necktie anyway. Now he’s former car salesman John Stone. The morning after the Chicago Bears’ hated rivals beat them at Soldier Field to advance to the Super Bowl, Webb’s general manager Jerry Roberts says he fired Stone for refusing to remove the Packers-branded tie. The facts aren’t in dispute, only the appropriateness of the novelty neckwear. “He said, ‘You have two options,’ ” a furious Stone said later Monday. “Remove the tie, or you’re fired.” “When I didn’t, he said, ‘You can leave, you’re fired.’ Does that sound fair to you?”...


...Although it would appear that the dealership's GM has more balls than Jay Cutler.

Coach Of The Year! Congrats - You're Fired!

Boston Globe
Maryland sends Friedgen packing
Ralph Friedgen, the Atlantic Coast Conference coach of the year, was fired by Maryland yesterday, effective after the Military Bowl Dec. 29. Friedgen received $2 million to cover the final year of his contract in 2011. Athletic director Kevin Anderson is forming a search committee to find Friedgen’s replacement, and acknowledged that former Texas Tech coach Mike Leach is on his preliminary list. “Right now there is no leading candidate,’’ he said, adding that no one had been contacted. But Anderson intends to have the position filled by Jan. 4. During his 10 years at his alma mater, Friedgen went 74-50. After the Terrapins slipped to 2-10 last year, Friedgen, 63, guided the team to an 8-4 record and earned his seventh postseason appearance. 


Well at least the old coach now has plenty of time to attend to his favorite hobbies, which would appear to be drinkin' kegs and eatin' Volkswagens.  He's so fat his cereal comes with a lifeguard.  He's so fat he can't fit in a chat room.  Bang.  I'll be here all week....