Showing posts with label human. Show all posts
Showing posts with label human. Show all posts

Thursday, March 17, 2011

This Human Calculator Dude Just Ruined My Day



I hate people like this who show me just how stupid I really am. I need to whip my phone out just to figure out the tip on my bar tab. If I could do math like this I'd be just like this guy, struttin' in front of students and teachers and math professors who think they're king shit and just shovin' it in their face. "Hey kids, you think your teacher's smart? Uh-uh. Check out the big brain on the Bahtendah!" Never gonna happen though. The closest I'll get is to bring some dude like this into the pub with me and announce to everyone "Hey look at the big brain I found!" Maybe use him to win a few rounds on math bets. Thing is, he'll need to stick around to figure out the tip.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Is This Human Slingshot Real Or Fake?



I'm going with fake. The first shot had me wondering, but the second one would have the homicide detectives there in no time. Well done, though....

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Human Windshield Wiper



Hey, if ya gotta get somewhere, ya gotta get somewhere. You stand still in Mexico and one of those drug cartel dudes will probably gun you down just 'cuz you're standing still!