Who Would You Save From A Burning Building? Lakers Edition - Kobe Vs. Phil

No question about this one. As much as I think the Zen Master is a fraud I friggin' hate the Black Mamba. Alleged rapist and just overall dink. You're goin' down like the snake that you are, Kobe.

Kobe Bryant - Once A Dink, Always A Dink

Not really a fight, just Kobe actin' the punk like he always does. C'mon, Kobe, take a lesson from these chicks and fight like a girl!

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