Gus Is The Boss

Gus wants an indoor swimming pool.  It's that simple.  And Gus gets what Gus wants.  Pool on the patio?  Sorry folks, this baby's goin' inside where it belongs.  Now fill it back up!

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WTF?

I have no fucking idea what is going on here. I was expecting maybe a big splash in the pool or something. But this one got me. It can't be real, can it? There's obviously an edit after they string the dude up. But I mean, it looks like a friggin' murder, right? And the car alarm? Dude must have done the faceplant of the century. I'm totally confused. You decide.