The Donald's Hair Applauds The Pats Blowout

First, we have Trump's hair applauding the awesome-ness of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick while sitting in the owner's box at Gilette. See, when you're a New York billionaire mogul, you can't be flapping your hands around and looking all goofy cheering on a team from Boston. No, you get your hair to do it for you while not blinking an eye. His hair is like his apprentice!



But wait, it's not a toupee! Just in case you were thinking that the Trumpster has access to some new-fangled invention unavailable to the rest of us, here he is explaining that it's all real. The mind of The Donald can control his own applauding-by-itself hair! He's a bad mutha...