Line Of The Night From Seth Meyers At The ESPYS

 

"LeBron James, Dywane Wade and Chris Bosh call themselves the Big Three because that's the number of quarters they play."  Priceless. 

How Long Will It Be Before Dinald Trump Has Seth Meyers Assassinated?

Wow. Seth just ripped The Donald a new one and he was sitting right there watching the whole thing. Doesn't seem like the type of guy who will take this very well. So don't be surprised if the headline in a few days reads that Seth Meyers' disfigured remains are found in a trashcan in Hoboken. I'm just sayin'....