Today we introduce a new feature at the Speakeasy. In general, it's gonna be two A-holes and you gotta save one and let the other burn. Life vs. death. As much as you might want to turn both into crispy critters, one of them gets to survive. Those are the rules. Deal with it.
As much as I hate to do it, I'm saving Tiger. Although it seems like he banged every coked-out slut he could he find at least he didn't leave behind a trail of baby-mammas waitin' for their child support payments. Cromartie has like 29 kids from 44 women in 78 states. The man won't slip into a raincoat to save his life. Sorry Antonio, you're toast.
