Monday, January 31, 2011

Beaver Is A Funny Word

Beaver County Times
Man accused of trying to convince woman to be prostitute
BEAVER FALLS — A Beaver Falls man was arrested for promoting prostitution and other charges after police said he followed a woman and tried to talk her into becoming a prostitute for him. Around 7:30 p.m. Jan. 12 Beaver Falls police went to the 1000 block of Sixth Avenue after they received a call from Chelsea Hogue, no age or address given, who said a man was following her and trying to sell her drugs...

Yup, the only reason I'm posting this is because it has "Beaver Falls" and "prostitute" in the same story. Totally juvenile on my part - guilty. But in a sense, isn't every instance of prostitution an instance of "Beaver Falls?" Pure comedy. Irony. Word play. Reality. Bang. Pay attention!