Mild Weekend Weather Leads to Man's Mid-Night Motor Vehicle Masturbation Session
A man was arrested by police after he was discovered nakedly masturbating in his car in Kaposvár. The man was noticed by a sixteen year old girl on her way home from a party, who said that because the lights were on inside the vehicle, she could see the man pleasuring himself. Police arrested the guy after the girl borrowed a phone from passersby to give them a ring.
First of all, turn the fucking lights OFF, bro. Now, I have no idea what this Pestiside site is all about except that it has lots of news from Hungary. But here's the question: What does the "warm weather" have to do with tossing one off in the car? Like, if it's colder, do Hungarians move this action to the bowling alley? Keep me the fuck out of Hungary. Oh, and one final thought: dude was working the stick shift while the car was an automatic. Bang. Pay attention!
