Report: Johnny Damon and Manny Ramirez Sign 1-Year Deals With The Tampa Bay Rays
How great is this? I'm willing to put money on the fact that their combined IQ's are less than their combined ages. And the real bonus is that we'll get to see this fart-show 9 times this year at Fenway Park. What's the over/under on how many times Manny snatches a fly ball and fires the relay to Damon? This is gonna be epic. The Retard and Jesus - both washed up - it doesn't get any better than this! Bang. Pay attention!
P.S. Reports are that Damon's contract has an "attendance bonus." Tampa Bay can't even sell out playoff games. You better run out there naked, Johnny....
P.P.S. And oh, yeah, just because it's the Speakeasy, here's a totally unnecessary picture of Damon's wife and her fantastic boobage:
