Thursday, January 13, 2011

Stiff As A Bored (Or Stiff Broad)

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Man says he didn't know woman was dead during sex

Police say an Ohio man accused of having sex with a corpse told investigators he didn't at first realize the woman was dead. Fifty-five-year-old Richard Elwood Sanden of Geneva, Ohio, was being held on $500,000 bond Wednesday in the Daviess County Jail in Washington, Ind., on charges including abuse of a corpse and possession of marijuana. The Washington Times-Herald reports police arrested Sanden on Saturday night after they were called to the dead woman's apartment. The newspaper reports Sanden told police he was having sex with the 48-year-old woman whom he had known for a few months when he realized she wasn't breathing. He told police he administered CPR and called an ambulance.

So, let me get this straight.  Was this dude thinking, "You know, screwing a corpse is weird, but screwing a corpse when I'm wasted will be such a trip!"?  I hate to think what he would have done once he got the munchies.  You decide....