Friday, January 28, 2011

Yup, It's Florida

Gwendolyn Kathleen Hanisch

Drugs found in Port Charlotte woman's vagina
ENGLEWOOD: A routine traffic stop led to the arrest of two people and an unusual discovery Wednesday. Deputies pulled over Michael Paul Williamson, 26, and his passenger, Gwendolyn Kathleen Hanisch, 21, both of 3381 Edgehill Terrace in Port Charlotte, for speeding in Englewood Wednesday evening. During the traffic stop, deputies found three cookie tins containing marijuana brownies and two marijuana pipes inside the car, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office. Williamson and Hanisch were arrested and taken to the Charlotte County Jail. At the jail, after Hanisch consented to a strip search, corrections officers discovered a crumpled piece of aluminum foil containing what was believed to be LSD and two baggies of pot inside her vagina. "She produced two sandwich bags of marijuana out of her vagina," explained Bob Carpenter, with the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office. "The third item, which sounds awful, is crumbled up aluminum foil with LSD inside of it." The duo was charged with Possession of Marijuana and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. An additional charge on Hanisch for Possession of LSD is pending the outcome of a lab test.

Who knew? Marijuana - the new dildo!  And by the way, Gwendolyn, TWO baggies of weed plus the LSD?  Seems a little roomy in there.  How 'bout you work on those Kegel excercises while you're in the pokey?  Bang.  Pay attention!