Friday, January 28, 2011

Vampires In Boulder!

Stephen Edward Siebold

Man accused of biting girlfriend who refused to buy him beer
BOULDER -- A 19-year-old man accused of biting his girlfriend's hand because she wouldn't buy him a beer is in big trouble because of the incident. Stephen Siebold is also accused of hitting the woman over the head with a skateboard and trying to strangle her according to a report in the Boulder Daily Camera. Boulder police Sgt. Kristi Peterson says this happened at about 7 p.m. Wednesday in the 1200 block of Elder Ave. A police report says the man was at home with his 21-year-old girlfriend when he's accused of attacking her because she wouldn't buy him beer. Investigators believe he may have been under the influence of narcotics.

Hey, dude, I understand the need for an ice cold brewski. I'm having one myself right now.  Mmm, beer.  But biting? Boppin' her in the cabeza with a skateboard? Strangling? Weak. NO BEER for you! Pay attention!