Thursday, February 17, 2011

200 People Reported Sick After Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

LATimes - Los Angeles County health officials said Tuesday that the number of people who have fallen ill after a four-day conference that culminated in a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion has reached 200, and that investigators have focused on the Playboy event as they look for the cause of the sickness. The possible outbreak of legionellosis, or Pontiac fever, affected people connected with the DOMAINfest Global Conference, "with symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, general discomfort (malaise) and some cough," according to a statement by the county Department of Public Health...

Is anyone surprised? I've seen pictures and videos from a few of these shindigs and there's more bodily fluids flyin' around that place than there was lava outta Mount Vesuvius. Skanks and ho's just crashin' into anything that moves. You think I'd set one toe into Hef's Grotto? That place has more bacteria than all the test tubes at MIT combined. The only surprise here is that no one died from a silicon overdose.  Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!