Are You An Ass Man? Check Out Playboy's "History Of Butts"

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.  Asses for days.  I'm such an ass man it's ridonkulous.  I mean the face has to be there, but for me it's all about a GREAT ass.  You can have your fake boobs.  I'll take the back porch all day every day.

German National Soccer Chicks Pose For Playboy

Is it possible?  Could soccer be making a comeback here at the Speakeasy?  Not sure - maybe it's more like hot chicks always bein' around and not needing a comeback.  However, I highly recommend this experience for every national team.  We could have our own titty tournament.  Anyway, perky bunch of frauleins, huh?

Muslim Actress Sila Sahin Poses Nude In Playboy - Death Threats Ensue

GERMANY - Turkish Muslim Sila Sahin, an actress starring in a daytime German television drama, appears topless on the cover of this month's German edition of Playboy magazine. Sahin's participation in the photo shoot and her appearance in the magazine has so enraged some conservative Muslims that she is now experiencing death threats from Islamic extremists. In Germany there is outrage in the Islamic community - many are openly calling Sahin a “whore,” and a “western slut.” The tension is so great media reports indicate that the BND, the German intelligence agency, is monitoring Islamic websites, apparently tracking threats made against Sahin's life. Sahin, 25 year-old star of the German soap opera "Good Times Bad Times," is being crucified in the German Muslim community. There are about three million Muslim immigrants living in Germany. Currently the Islamic Community of Germany has called for a boycott of Sila Sahin and her daytime soap opera. One poster on the Jihad Watch website wrote: "She needs to be very careful..." Another simply said: "She must pay." On German TV a kebab shop owner, when asked what he would do if Sila Sahin were his daughter, replied: "I would kill her. I really mean that. That doesn't fit with my culture." Sahin explained her decision to pose for the magazine by saying: "For years, I subordinated myself to various societal constraints. The Playboy photo shoot was a total act of liberation. What I want to say with these photos is, 'Girls, we don't have to live according to the rules imposed upon us...’"

Are you kiddin' me? Death threats? I mean it's not as if she blew up a pre-school or shot up a church or a mosque or somethin'. C'mon you Muslims, lighten the fuck up! Cuz you know that the people who are screamin' for this little hottie to be put to death are the same people who are bringin' home this issue of Playboy in a brown paper bag and rubbin' one out behind a locked bathroom door. Those who protest the loudest are usually the most guilty. But really folks, what's a little nudity among friends, huh?

How About Waking Up With Some Nearly Naked Hotties Auditioning For Playboy?

Me likey. If that doesn't get a rise outta ya this mornin' I don't know what will. You're welcome.

200 People Reported Sick After Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

LATimes - Los Angeles County health officials said Tuesday that the number of people who have fallen ill after a four-day conference that culminated in a fundraiser at the Playboy Mansion has reached 200, and that investigators have focused on the Playboy event as they look for the cause of the sickness. The possible outbreak of legionellosis, or Pontiac fever, affected people connected with the DOMAINfest Global Conference, "with symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, general discomfort (malaise) and some cough," according to a statement by the county Department of Public Health...

Is anyone surprised? I've seen pictures and videos from a few of these shindigs and there's more bodily fluids flyin' around that place than there was lava outta Mount Vesuvius. Skanks and ho's just crashin' into anything that moves. You think I'd set one toe into Hef's Grotto? That place has more bacteria than all the test tubes at MIT combined. The only surprise here is that no one died from a silicon overdose.  Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

Leave Hef Alone!

Daily Mail
Playboy mansion? More like a squalid prison: Former Playmates tell of 'grubby' world inside Hugh Hefner's empire
...The portrait of Hefner painted by Izabella St James is deeply unappealing. A pretty blonde law graduate, she was 26 when she met him in a Hollywood nightclub in 2002. Soon, he invited her to move in with him and seven other official ‘girlfriends.’ Hefner likes to have anywhere between three and 15 girlfriends at any one time. One of the group will be chosen to be Girlfriend No 1. She will share Hefner’s bedroom at all times, while the others are merely visitors. For Izabella, the Playboy Mansion was far from the glamorous pleasure palace she had imagined. ‘Each ­bedroom had mismatched, random pieces of furniture,’ she recalls in her autobiography Bunny Tales. ‘It was as if someone had gone to a charity shop and bought the basics for each room.Although we all did our best to decorate our rooms and make them homely, the mattresses on our beds were ­disgusting — old, worn and stained. The sheets were past their best, too.' But St James — with big university debts — was more interested in the weekly pocket money which Hefner paid all his girlfriends. ‘Every Friday morning we had to go to Hef’s room, wait while he picked up all the dog poo off the carpet — and then ask for our allowance: a thousand dollars counted out in crisp hundred-dollar bills from a safe in one of his bookcases,’ she says. 

‘We all hated this process. Hef would always use the occasion to bring up anything he wasn’t happy about in the relationship. Most of the complaints were about the lack of harmony among the girlfriends — or your lack of sexual participation in the “parties” he held in his bedroom...‘I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not,’ she recalls. ‘But he just lay there like a dead fish.'

Sour grapes, sister.  You got famous, you got boobs, you got your college paid for and this is how you pay back the man?  So he's old and there's dog poop in the mansion - you knew what you were getting into.  Stayed for awhile too, didn't ya?

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