Monday, February 7, 2011

Cameron Diaz Feeding Steroids To Alex Rodriguez

That has to be what's happening, right?  Spring Training starts in a couple of weeks, so A-Rod needs to start juicing. "Hey sweetie, my balls are gonna start shrinking for a little while now, but no worries - I'll be hittin' bombs all over the Bronx.  Oh, and babe, can you save your next few pee-pees in a cup for me?  I'm gonna need 'em.  Feed me, feed me."