Carmelo Anthony - Nets? Knicks? Lakers?

The rumors keep flying as to where Carmelo Anthony is going to end up.  First it was the Knicks, then the Lakers, now the Nets.  Hey, I'm not that deeply invested (although I think a trade to the Lakers would actually be a good thing for the Celts this year) other than the fact that I want to know where this hot toddy of a wife is gonna be settlin' down.  Not that I have shot, I just wanna know where to focus the binoculars.  Hey Melo, you married up!  La La (real name) is a total dime.  This Bud's for you!