Tuesday, February 15, 2011

First Official Workout For Pitchers And Catchers In Fort Myers Today

Hey, Theo, check out this dude! Hell, you signed that Australian softball player and I think you signed just about every available reliever you could find during the offseason. What's one more?  It's not your money - John Henry has more bucks than I have DNA molecules.  Here's my contribution to the Red Sox scouting department for this year. Dude has serious heat, a plus breaking ball, excellent command, strong work ethic and flat-out competes. Sign him up!