Thursday, February 10, 2011

He Must Still Have Dial-Up At Home

Kenneth Lucious White (Monroe County Sheriff's Office)
Police Say Burglar Was Caught Watching Internet Porn

FLORIDA - A man was arrested after police say he broke into a business and was caught by officers watching porn on one of the company’s computer. The incident happened around 11:20 p.m. Monday night when officers responded to an alarm call at Windswept Appliance and Air Conditioning in Marathon. When they arrived, officers saw an inside light on and found a side door unlocked. One of the officers entered the building and found 19-year-old Kenneth White inside, pulling his pants up. Police saw that a pornographic movie was playing on a computer screen in front of White. Investigators say that upon questioning, White told them he was in the closed and locked business, “looking for a job”. He also told officers that he was inside the business because he saw a light on and was “investigating”. Officer believe White entered the building through an open window. His shoes were found on the ground just outside the window. He faces charges of burglary, criminal mischief and theft.

Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. You gotta lock the doors! I realize your modem at home is probably a little slow for watching your spank flicks, but you'd lock the door there so Mom doesn't come crashing in, right? All you had to do was was lock that side door, grab a box of tissues, sit back and enjoy the air conditioning and go to town. Bang. Pay attention!