Sporthocker - Sitting Down Is Now A Sport?

Are you kidding me? Let me get this straight. You sit down? That's it? That's the sport? Nein, nein, nein, dummkopf! Achten (pay attention)!


Now on the other hand, here's the way we roll in America. When you invent a new sport there has to be courage, bravery, guns, real men, skill, accuracy, a points system and blood involved. Sit on a stool? Not gonna cut it. So, I give you the AMERICAN PIMPLE SHOOTING LEAGUE (the APSL) - the sport that's sweeping the nation! USA! USA! USA!