Thursday, February 3, 2011

Maybe He Should Have Hidden The Crack In The Crack


Officers Say Drugs Found In Man's Penis
LOUISVILLE, KY. - A Fairdale man faces charges after Louisville Metro Corrections officers said they discovered suspected crack cocaine in the foreskin of his penis. According to the arrest report, officers asked Antoine Banks if he had any drugs, weapons or contraband on him as he entered Metro Corrections after his arrest. He told them he didn’t, police said. During a clothed pat-down, officers said they found a small bag of suspected cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks’ boxers. After that bag was found, a strip search was ordered, according to the arrest report. During the strip search, another small bag was in the foreskin of his penis, police said. Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of salvia and liquid codeine. Banks (was) arrested on charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance first offense and possession of synthetic cannabinoid agonists or piperazines. Banks is now facing additional trafficking a controlled substance and promoting contraband charges.

Antoine's got a lot goin' on here, huh?  Codeine, cocaine, crack, salvia.  This dude sounds like the Charlie Sheen of Louisville.  Where you hidin' the porn stars, Antoine?