Thursday, February 17, 2011

My Strange Addiction - Candice Wants To Look Like Michael Jackson

Candice has an addiction that's a problem all right, but it has nothing to do with bleaching her skin. The real problem here is that she's addicted to Twinkies wrapped in bacon. Did you catch the size of this heifer?  Hey Candy, I got some news for ya - the first thing people notice about you is not how dark or light you are, it's that you're the size of an SUV. Drop the bleach, but more importantly, step away from the buffet. There was another chick on this show who's addicted to laxatives and weighs about 14 pounds. Maybe the two of you can get together and swap addictions? She'll put on a little baby fat and you'll be able to fit through a door. Bang. Pay attention!