Thursday, February 17, 2011

Woman Caught With Meth, Marijuana and Mushrooms In Bra

The Spokesman-Review - ...on Monday, a jailer found meth, marijuana, and mushrooms in the bra of a woman arrested on a Department of Corrections escape warrant during a traffic stop. Trisha L. Boulton, 25, (pictured) was a passenger in a 1993 Cadillac driven by her husband when Officer Justin Elliot stopped it for equipment and license violations about 1:30 a.m. Boulton's husband wasn't cited. In a news release, Sgt. Dave Reagan said Boulton “probably wishes the contents of her bra had remained (Victoria’s?) secret.”

Hold on a second here, since when did arresting officers become Rodney Dangerfield? Arrest the chick, shut the fuck up and give the facts. That's it. Leave the witty comments to the professionals like me. For instance, "Meth, marijuana and mushrooms, huh? Breakfast of champions!" Or how about, "Meth, marijuana and mushrooms, huh? What size are you - triple M?" Or maybe, "Hey, can I snort the meth, smoke the dope, eat the shrooms and suck the titties?" Bang. Pay attenton! I'll be here all week - tip your waitresses and try the veal....