Tits on Trial
NTNews - TITS out Tuesday is not adult entertainment, it is just young men and women "having a laugh." That is what lawyer John Lawrence told the Licensing Commission. The infamous wet T-shirt competition at a Darwin nightclub - known by patrons as Tits out Tuesday - is on trial for allegedly breaching adult entertainment guidelines. Mr Lawrence, who represents Discovery nightclub, said those guidelines are meant for strippers, not women taking part in a wet T-shirt competition. "It is for professional strippers performing in bars full of men ... it is not there to address young, adult women voluntarily agreeing to take part in a competition - it is there to keep the blokes back," Mr Lawrence said. Tom Anderson, lawyer for the Director of Licensing, said the club should be suspended from trading for a period of time as punishment for the alleged breaches.
Let's go mates, get the movement started! Who knew the Aussies were such prudes? Tits out Tuesdays sounds like the perfect way to break up the work week down under. Power to the people! Free the boobs! Free the boobs! Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
