Nudist Hands Out Nude Photo Of Herself To Parents At School

Nudist hands out flyers with an image of her naked body at school which chopped down trees that shield her back garden

AUSTRALIA - A disgruntled nudist handed out flyers displaying her naked body at a school after trees bordering her home were chopped down. Naturist Anya Petrovic was furious at losing her privacy. She claimed that by removing the trees, the school was presenting young children with the opportunity to get a 'bird's eye view' of her sunbathing naked in her backyard. Ms Petrovic, from Manly Vale, a suburb of northern Sydney, Australia, handed out flyers to parents showing her completely naked except for a black rectangular box covering her privates. The stunt was met with horror by many of the parents - some of whom with children as young as five at the school. 'It's just ridiculous and outrageous to be handing that out,' a mother told the Sunday Telegraph. 'There was a little blacked-out section on the lower part but everything up top was visible. 'To be handing that to parents while you're with your kids - and then they say: "Mummy, what's that?" I just threw it away.' According to Petrovic's husband, Misaj Tomic, also a nudist, the couple were able to sunbathe nude in almost complete privacy for over a decade while the trees were surrounding their garden.

Wait a minute.  Where's the flyer?  I must see the flyer.  Someone get me the flyer like 10 minutes ago.  GET ME THE FLYER!

World Naked Bike Ride Rolls Through Melbourne, Australia

MELBOURNE - IT’S been a beautiful day for a leisurely cycle through the city - in the nude. About 145 riders covered in paint, glitter and flowers took to the streets of Melbourne for the 2011 World Naked Bike Ride today. Starting just after 3.30pm, the riders turned heads down Brunswick St, Lygon St and through the CBD while protesting oil dependency and promoting bike safety. Organiser Heidi Hill said this year’s ride was the most successful, with a record number of riders making it Australia’s biggest. “At the end of the ride everyone feels fantastic about themselves,” she said. More women got their gear off for the ride than ever before, with women making up almost half the riders, Ms Hill estimated. “There’s worse on TV, there’s worse everywhere - this is nonsexual. The body paint helps too, this is not rude” she said. Nude rider Flick, who also rode last year, said the ride was a fantastic, natural buzz. “We (Australians) still see nudity as a bit of a deviant thing, but we’re hoping to change that,” Flick said. Another nude rider, Andrew, who has taken part in the event every year, said participants did not want to provoke or upset anyone, but instead challenge ideas. “It’s very funny just seeing those reactions, it’s 98 per cent positive, people have got smiles on their faces.” First-time rider Abel said the idea was a lot of fun. “I just thought it was a great because and lots of people can join in for different causes,” he said. Motorists were patient, brides were shocked, and pedestrians gobsmacked, but in a first this year not one lewd comment or catcall was made, Ms Hill said.

I think I'm a closet hippie. No smarmy comments about this race, no juvenile humor. This is just a great way to call attention to a cause. Given the raping I'm taking at the gas station lately, the fact that these nice nudie people were protesting oil dependency sounds pretty good to me. Great idea people, just remember to wash those seats after the race. Pay attention!

Save Tits Out Tuesday!

Tits on Trial

NTNews - TITS out Tuesday is not adult entertainment, it is just young men and women "having a laugh." That is what lawyer John Lawrence told the Licensing Commission. The infamous wet T-shirt competition at a Darwin nightclub - known by patrons as Tits out Tuesday - is on trial for allegedly breaching adult entertainment guidelines. Mr Lawrence, who represents Discovery nightclub, said those guidelines are meant for strippers, not women taking part in a wet T-shirt competition. "It is for professional strippers performing in bars full of men ... it is not there to address young, adult women voluntarily agreeing to take part in a competition - it is there to keep the blokes back," Mr Lawrence said. Tom Anderson, lawyer for the Director of Licensing, said the club should be suspended from trading for a period of time as punishment for the alleged breaches.

Let's go mates, get the movement started! Who knew the Aussies were such prudes? Tits out Tuesdays sounds like the perfect way to break up the work week down under. Power to the people!  Free the boobs! Free the boobs! Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

What Did She Just Say? Belinda Heggen Mocks Anchorman Mark Aistin's Penis

As Dan Ackroyd would say, "Belinda, you ignorant slut!" Is this the coldest smackdown ever on TV? I mean the way she just sticks the dagger in there with no remorse, no emotion whatsoever is absolutely frightening. Just an icicle smile for the camera after completely emasculating her partner. B-r-r-r-r-r. Arctic chill blows Down Under...

Are You Freakin' Kiddin' Me?

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Bull sharks seen in flooded streets
Two bull sharks have been spotted swimming past the McDonald’s restaurant in Goodna. Goodna butcher Steve Bateman saw one of the sharks swimming through the flooded waters of Williams Street near his bucher’s shop in the St Ives shopping centre yesterday. There were several reports of another shark spotted in Queen Street, the main street through Goodna. Bull sharks have been spotted in the Goodna sections of the Bremer River previously, with fishermen regularly catching them from the Goodna boat ramp. Ipswich councillor for the Goodna region Paul Tully said while it may sound almost too bizarre to be real, the shark sighting was valid...


Okay. so we've all seen the footage of the Australian floods, but how bat-shit crazy is this? You survived the flood, you're feelin' a little hungry since the bong took you through the disaster and now you just want some fries from Mickey-D's to pull you through. What? Some freakin' shark is bustin' your chops? Well, hells bells, ain't this a bitch?  Time for a Filet Of Fish, bro.  Pay attention!