Crazy Female Scientist Swims Naked With Whales

MAIL ONLINE - Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment. Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits. The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade. Belugas are famed for the way in which their faces are able to convey human-like expressions. Certainly Matrena and Nilma seemed to enjoy frolicking with Natalia. The taming of the whales happened in the Murmansk Oblast region in the far north-west of Russia at the shore of the White Sea near the Arctic Circle branch of the Utrish Dophinarium. An area of the sea is enclosed to stop whales and dolphins getting out and instructors tame the mammals before they are transported to dolphinariums around the world — a practice many animal conservationists consider cruel. Belugas have a small hump on their heads used for echo-location and it was thought that there would be more chance of striking up a rapport with them without clothes as a barrier. The average human could die if left in sub-zero temperature sea water for just five minutes. However, Natalia is a yoga expert and used meditation techniques to hold her breath and stay under water for an incredible ten minutes and 40 seconds. There are around 100,000 belugas in the wild. The first to be held in captivity was shown at Barnum's Museum in New York in 1861, and there are belugas in aquariums and sea life parks across Europe, North America and Asia. Their large range of 'facial expressions' comes from them having a more flexible bone structure than other whales. Certainly these two had a big smile for the naked Natalia.

This chick is either gettin' a shitload of money, a shitload of vodka or she has a freaky sex fantasy involving whales.  Scientist my ass.  There's somethin' funky goin' on here.  Nobody in their right mind strips naked to swim with whales in the frozen ocean.  I'm onto you, Natalia.  You're not foolin' the Bahtendah.

Video And Pictures From Chicago's "Naked Ride"

Wait, where's all the naked?  Drop the drawers Drusilla!  I mean a couple of folks look like they've shed the threads, but aren't there rules about this stuff?  I wanna see everyone naked.  Otherwise, go join the underwear bike ride.  Seems like a lotta frauds if you ask me.  Just sayin'....

It's Always In Florida

LAKEWOOD RANCH, FL. - Manatee County deputies have arrested a man for walking around naked and dancing. According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, 36-year-old Eric Echales was walking near Balmoral Woods Boulevard and Arnold Palmer Green in Lakewood Ranch Monday morning without any clothes on listening to his iPod and dancing. When Echales was asked why he was naked, he said he just, "Wanted to feel free". Echales says people were driving by laughing and blowing their horns, and that people were enjoying him being naked. On the way to the Manatee County Jail, Echales told the deputy that he didn't know he would be taken to jail for being naked, but it, "Felt good to be free." The report says he was under the influence of alcohol. He was arrested charged with Indecent Exposure and released on bond Friday.

I'll say it again.  Florida is the penis of America and needs to be castrated immediately.  Just an entire state full of whack-jobs and old folks driving with perpetual blinkers on.  Let's cut off this embarassment, let it float south and attach itself to cuba.  Bang.  Done.  Pay attention!

Penn State Student Breaks Into Home, Promptly Hops Into Bed Naked

NYDAILYNEWS - A naked Penn State student broke into a woman's house and then pretended to be snoozing in her bed when cops busted him, police said. The bungling co-ed, identified as David Darr, 20, of York, Penn., faces charges of burglary, loitering and prowling at night. Northern York County cops said they received a frantic call at 4 a.m. on Friday from a terrified woman who said she had woken up to a man standing over her bed. "I jumped out of bed and screamed 'Who are you?' He didn't say anything," the woman, who didn't give her name, told Pennsylvania's CBS 21. The woman said she bolted from the house and then called the cops from a neighbor's house to report a possible robbery. When police arrived, they hustled the woman's young son out of his bedroom before confronting Darr, who was in another bedroom, totally nude and pretending to be asleep under the covers. His clothes, wallet and cell phone were next to the bed, the station said, and he initially tried to act like he lived there. Cops said Darr lives less than a mile from the home he broke into. "This is weird," the woman said. "I keep thinking, 'Why did he lay down in bed naked?'"

Hey honey, if you don't know the answer to that last question, I'm not sure how you ended up with a son unless the kid's adopted. Why does any college kid hop into a woman's bed naked? I'll tell ya one thing, he ain't lookin' to play beer pong....

PS - Nice mugshot, frat boy.  Hit yer dome on the bedpost?

Elementary Teacher Strolls The Halls Naked After Learning He Was Losing His Job

MAIL ONLINE - A teacher has been arrested for stripping off and parading naked around an elementary school after he was told he was being laid off. Harlon Porter was reportedly upset about losing his job at Haynie Elementary School in Morrow, Georgia. Fortunately, the children had been released for the day before Porter started his alleged impromptu strip show. School staff called police after the teacher allegedly started strolling the halls in his birthday suit. Officers say they found the 31-year-old sitting nude in a chair in the teacher’s lounge. He was later released on $2,000 bond after being charged with public indecency. If the children had still been at the school, he would have faced the more serious charge of child molestation. After being arrested, Porter claimed he had ‘reached a new level of enlightenment’ and ‘he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open'. The teacher may not have allegedly been wearing any clothes, but he was carrying several books on spirituality and transcendental meditation, according to CBS. He was reportedly told his employment contract wouldn’t be renewed two days before the incident occurred a week ago. It’s a sure bet that Porter won’t be invited back into the Georgia school system, but he claimed to have loftier teaching ambitions. He told police he wanted to teach on a new level ‘with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm.’ Teachers at the school said Porter was a teetotal vegan. ‘However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,’ the police report said. A YouTube video emerged today of Porter's rambling and incomprehensible one man show he called 'Scenes From the Evolution U.' According to Khari Reed, the arresting officer, Porter was diagnosed seven years ago with schizophrenia.

The question is, how did this fruitcake get hired in the first place? Harlon is clearly hopped up on goofballs. Are you tellin' me the school system couldn't see this comin' down the tracks like the Coor's Light Party Train? Anyway, here's Harlon's video from YouTube if ya wanna watch some bat-shit crazy ex-teacher rant and rave:

Naked Man Asks "You Want A Piece Of This?"

TCPALM - A man accused of being naked in public and who is quoted as saying, "You want a piece of this," while pulling his crotch has been arrested, according to recently released records. Stephen David Delaplaine, 58, was arrested April 19 on two exposure of sexual organs warrants stemming from earlier alleged in-the-buff incidents. About 5:15 a.m. March 27, Port St. Lucie police went to Southeast Kestwick Court and Southeast Rivergreen Circle "in reference to a naked male standing on the corner," records show. A woman said she was delivering newspapers, and when she came to the corner, she saw a man in his birthday suit. She passed the man again after making a U-turn on the dead-end street. The nude dude was described as about 50 to 60 years old, wearing glasses and "slightly balding with a big belly just standing there." She said she saw the same man au naturel two to three weeks earlier. The next morning the accused naked man pulled on his penis and said, "You want a piece of this." Police spied Delaplaine -- sporting a Hawaiian shirt and tan shorts -- in his living room nearby. He matched the woman's description but denied being the naked man. He said he was reading and has depression and insomnia. The woman identified Delaplaine, of the 1600 block of Southeast Kestwick Court in Port St. Lucie, as the naked man. Delaplaine ultimately declined to take a lie detector test, saying his "depression and mental illness would not show a fair result."

Aw c'mon. How is Stevie here not gettin' laid left and right? I'm mean he's obviously got the dashing good looks, he lets ya see the merchandise before ya buy and he's got the greatest pick-up line of all time. Dude's a playa. He's a pro in a world of rank amateurs. Must be like Carl Crawford. He's got all the skills and talent, just slumpin' big time right now. Things will turn around Steve-o. Just keep your head in the game.

Take "Magic Mushrooms" - Learn To Fly!

Police: Naked man on mushrooms 'flies' down stairs, assaults authorities

THE MORNING CALL - A naked man on a bad hallucinogenic trip is accused of assaulting a police officer and an emergency medical worker who had come to help Sunday after he threw himself down the stairs of a home in Palmer Township. "It started as a medical call," said Palmer detective Sgt. Timothy Ruoff. "It went bad from there." Garrison L. Goodman, 31, of Upper Nazareth Township had taken "magic mushrooms" at 1202 Dunkle St. when he attempted to "dive or fly" down the steps from the second to the first floor, Ruoff said. Brian Flavelle of Suburban Emergency Medical Services arrived about 1:25 a.m. to assist Goodman, who was suffering from a cut to his head and broken collarbone, Ruoff said. Goodman was naked in the front yard and attacked Flavelle, Ruoff said, punching him several times in the head. When Wilson policeman Marc Crisafulli also arrived, he was punched a number of times in the head by Goodman as well, Ruoff said. The melee ended when Crisafulli shocked Goodman with a Taser and arrested him, Ruoff said. Goodman was treated for his injuries at Easton Hospital, then arraigned by District Judge David Tidd and sent to Northampton County Prison under $50,000 bail. Goodman faces charges that include aggravated assault, simple assault, reckless endangerment and possession of a controlled substance. Flavelle and Crisafulli had head and neck pain, but were not seriously injured, Ruoff said.

I'll have what he's having. Except for the part about assaulting dudes and getting tasered of course. Otherwise, not so bad, I've always wanted to fly.

Couple Gets Married In The Nude

Something old, something nude: Groom and not-so-blushing bride have naked wedding

MAIL ONLINE - William and Kate might like to give this idea for their big day a miss. A couple have turned the other cheek to tradition by getting married - in a naked wedding. Melanie Schachner, 26, and Rene Schachner, 31, had racked their brains to come up with something so memorable for their big day that they would never forget. The groom and not-so-blushing bride decided to strip off and get married in the nude in front of their family and friends. They walked down the aisle in a register office service in Feldkirchen, Austria, before celebrating with a reception in a nearby castle. Melanie wore a traditional veil and white high heels. Her breasts were exposed but a flesh-coloured thong covered her nether-regions. The groom, however, remained totally nude throughout the service, using only a top hat to cover his modesty when posing for wedding pictures. Thankfully for the couple, the registrar managed to keep her embarrassment under control and make it through the reading of the vows. Melanie said: 'We're not ashamed of our bodies and we wanted to do something different. It certainly saved on a wedding dress...'

Bravo! Me like nudity. Don't think I could do it myself, though. Too much Catholic guilt. There's no way I could stand naked in front of my family and my-wife-to-be's family for 20 or 30 minutes. I'd have shrinkage like George Costanza on Seinfeld. "I was in the pool!"

Naked woman arrested on Phoenix light rail train

Phoenix - A transient has been arrested after stripping on a light rail train in Phoenix and then allegedly hitting and spitting on a Phoenix police officer trying to arrest her. Police say 25-year-old Nicole Annette Antone removed all of her clothing while the train was moving Wednesday night near 19th Avenue and Camelback Road. Authorities believe Antone was under the influence of drugs at the time. Officers tried to arrest Antone, but they say she twisted and pulled her body to avoid being taken into custody. She's accused of spitting on and hitting the face and hair of a police officer. The Arizona Republic says Antone was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault of an officer, indecent exposure, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. It's unclear whether she has a lawyer yet.

What is it about trains? They've lonf been a Freudian symbol for sex, especially the image of a train going into a tunnel. No mention of a tunnel here, but ya gotta wonder if maybe Nicole started gettin' a little moist in the crotchal area if the train was rumblin' and bumblin' toward some underpass. Can't blame her - we all get urges. I feel ya, Nicole.  All aboard!

Naked Man Tries To Kill SWAT Robot With His AK-47. Wait, What?

Naked man with AK-47 fires at SWAT robot

MELBOURNE, Fla. - When Melbourne deputies tried to corner a man with a SWAT robot, they discovered he was armed and naked. The man was inside a home threatening officers, according to wesh.com. Instead of risking lives, a SWAT robot was sent inside the residence. Video from the $65,000 robot details its search of the home's interior. At one point, the homeowner steps into the picture and opens fire with an AK-47, according to the report. The robot sustained non-life threatening wounds and was sent away to have the bullet holes plugged. No humans were hurt.

Here's the news report that has the video from the robot:

Naked Man Caught Running Down LA Highway (PHOTO)

Well, that's one way to beat the morning rush hour: Naked man snapped running down LA freeway

LOS ANGELES - The morning rush hour: Long, boring and inevitable. Except, that is, for the motorists who had the displeasure of sharing the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles with a naked man yesterday. Hundreds took to Twitter to report sightings of a young man running in the middle of the road completely starkers except for a pair of black socks. One even managed to take a picture on his smart phone. It is not exactly clear why the man, who has not been identified, was hurtling down the busy road and he is lucky not to have been knocked down. It wasn't long before the LAPD caught up with him however, but not before he had attacked a woman after exiting the freeway for Santa Monica Boulevard. He was arrested at around 9am for indecent exposure and reportedly taken for a 72-hour mental health assessment. After this time police can decide whether to charge him, release him or apply for more time to hold him. Several witnesses left comments on an LA Weekly blog about the incident. One said they saw the man running in the fast lane where traffic was travelling at 30-40 MPH. 'He looked upset and was reaching for something imaginary out in front of him, as if he was trying to catch it,' they said. While a woman calling herself Lenore claimed she was the one who had been attacked by the man. 'He argued with me for a while and then when I got out my phone to call the cops he grabbed me, grabbed my phone out of my hands, and tried to tug my purse away. 'Luckily another guy helped me get the phone back!' she wrote. She added the man had asked her for money so he could buy clothes and then tried to take her book so he could sell it on eBay. The whole things started, she said, when the man had run into the bonnet of a car and fell onto the pavement. 'I thought he might be hurt because he didn't move for like a minute,' she wrote. Just last week a 63-year-old Kelly Shimizu was killed by a big rig lorry at the same intersection of the 405. And it's not the first time a naked man has caused havoc on that particular freeway. Just last year a 21-year-old man startled drivers about half an hour up the 405 in Cherry Avenue, Long Beach. He was arrested, given a mental health evaluation and was later charged with a misdemeanor for indecent exposure.

I'm surprised this doesn't happen every day. I'm serious. I lived in California for awhile and the traffic on the freeways is absolutely unbelievable. It can literally take hours just to drive a few miles. And while we think we're crazy drivers here in Boston, let me tell ya, they're worse out in Cali. They change lanes without signaling, cut you off without warning and generally drive like total asswipes. Every once in awhile somebody goes nuts in a traffic jam, but I'm here to tell ya I'm shocked it doesn't happen all day every day.  Just hordes of naked humans goin' apeshit runnin' up and down the highways....

Watch This Naked Italian Dude Get His Ass Knocked Out In The Middle Of A Square

Things are hardcore over in Italia, huh? I mean unless tossing your pants at someone is considered the ultimate indignity over there, I'm not exactly sure why this guy got cold-cocked. I know one thing though, I'm keepin' my drawers on if I ever get over there.

Naked Judge Tries To Break Into Female Judge's Hotel Room

Half-naked judge caught trying to get into hotel room of female colleague

MAIL ONLINE - A judge was arrested after he was found naked wrapped in a bed sheet and trying to get into the hotel room of a female colleague. District judge Douglas Gummo got drunk then hammered repeatedly on the door of the lady judge he had just met at a legal conference in Pennsylvania. Police said the 42-year-old refused to take 'No' for an answer and when the frightened woman saw he was attempting to turn the doorknob of her bedroom door she called police. Gummo was found to be naked under a white hotel bed sheet and was charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness. The bizarre incident took place as Gummo and other magisterial judges attended a legal conference at the Raddison Penn hotel in Harrisburg. Gummo drank the alcohol on offer at the plush dinner until he was drunk. After the conference and dinner Gummo and the female judge, who has not been named, retired to their separate bedrooms. According to a police arrest report Gummo banged on the judge’s door after midnight, but was refused entry. He later returned and pestered the female judge to let him in. The police report said: 'Gummo returned a short period later and beat on her door for approximately ten minutes and attempted to turn the door knob. 'He left and returned on two other occasions beating on the door attempting to gain access.' The judge called police to the hotel and Gummo was arrested. Gummo, who has made no comment on his arrest, covers courts that include Alexandria Borough, Barree Township, Birmingham Borough, West Township, and Franklin Township.

Here come da judge! Dougie, Dougie, Dougie. What were you thinking? Apparently you weren't. Here's my question: The next time some frat boy pulls a drunken stunt that really doesn't hurt anyone, are you gonna show a little leniency? You better, since it's pretty clear you can't handle your own booze. Hell, we all do some stupid shit once in a while and I say as long as there's no serious damage, no harm no foul. Let's see how ol' Judge Gummo reacts in the courtroom. I'm watching you, you naked-motel-hall-intruder!

The Best "Naked Man" Story You'll Read Today!

Naked man presents Victoria cops with philosophical dilemma

VANCOUVER,CANADA - Existentialism 101: What do you do with a naked man? Well, Victoria police officers — understandably — wanted to know why a naked man on Monday was walking the city streets — except for a few moments when a woman placed a towel around him. But when asked why he was naked, the man instead questioned officers as to why they were walking around in clothes. "Point taken," the officers write on the Victoria Police blog. "Unable to reconcile this philosophical paradox, the officers conveyed the man to hospital for a mental-health assessment.

Maybe the best police report I've ever read. But why send this dude for a mental health assessment? All you philosophy majors out there know that this is a perfectly legitimate question. Why indeed do we walk around in clothes? I get it when it's cold outside, but what about those perfect 75-degree days? Huh? There are lots of places in the world where it's okay to drop trou and parade around in your birthday suit. What if this guy just felt way too hot and uncomfortable by wearing clothes? Should we force him to wear them? Isn't that cruel? Free this political prisoner immediately! (Unless of course he's really gross looking. Nobody wants to see that shit.)

Naked Man Crashes Through Ceiling Into Chick's Apartment

Naked convict falls through ceiling of Hattiesburg apartment

LAMAR COUNTY, MS - Kaliegh Townsend was barely awake when it happened. The 23-year-old Hattiesburg resident was getting ready for work at around 8:40 a.m. on Tuesday in her Foxgate apartment when she heard thumping overhead and then a crash. "I was yelling, 'Get out! Get out!,'" said Townsend. "There was a hole in the ceiling, insulation everywhere, and a naked man lying on the floor." Townsend froze as a nude man in his 30s opened the door to her second-story apartment and bolted outside. Then, Townsend said, the man walked back in and asked if she would lend him a pair of shorts. When she refused, he grabbed a jacket from a nearby hanger and covered himself. She yelled for the naked man to leave, and he did. Minutes later officials from the Lamar County Sheriff's Department and the Mississippi Department of Corrections arrived. Townsend says they told her the man was a parole violator. According to Townsend, the police were knocking on doors in the apartment complex and may have spooked the man they were searching for. He then scurried into the shared attic by way of a closet next door. Officials say they have since captured the man. His name is Patrick Williams, 33, of Adams County. He was convicted in February of 2007 on possession of cocaine. He served a two-year sentence and was placed on three-years' probation. A warrant was issued in 2010 for his arrest because of failure to report to his probation officer...

What's up with all these naked criminals lately? Even if you're a parolee like Patrick here, don't you have a nanosecond to grab a pair of drawers? These naked dudes are all risking getting labeled as sex offenders for the rest of their lives and that's not a good rap sheet to have if you're goin' to the Big House. No one gets fucked with more in prison than the sex offenders. A prison guard once told me that he's never seen a sex offender last more than a month without gettin' boned up the exit.  One month!  Ever!  These guys are like the wounded animals on the plains of Africa. So here's some friendly Bahtendah Wisdom for all you stupid, naked jamokes - take a split second, throw on a pair of boxers and then hide in the ceiling. Even if you fall through, you'll catch a whole lot less shit for the rest of your lives. Pay the fuck attention! You're welcome.

Here's The Latest Leaked Naked Photo Of Scarlett Johansson

There ya go. A good year for naked celebs is quickly becoming a great year. Hey Scarlett, nice dumper! If you want to see the NSFW version - click here

PS - I think I might have a legit shot at this chick. From everything I read, Scarlett is single - I guess she just ended a relationship with some Hollywood douche bag. She's probably wicked lonely and totally diggin' me right now since I just posted this picture. I'm callin' 1-800-Flowers...

Great News Speakeasies - More Naked Celebrity Photos Should Be Arriving Soon!

Vanessa Hudgens

FBI Now Involved In “Naked Celebrity Photo” Hacker Ring

CELEBRIFIC - It’s official, the FBI is now involved in attempting to find a group of hackers who have been stealing naked and provocative photos of celebrities from their mobile devices and computers. Just last week the group claimed responsibility for releasing new pics of Vanessa Hudgens. They also claim responsibility for pics form Demi Lovato, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera and Disney star Selena Gomez. When all is said and done, 50 female celebrities have been targeted. The FBI officially became involved last week following the newest round of Hudgens photos to be released. The list of targeted celebrities also includes Miley Cyrus, Scarlett Johansson, Busy Phillips, and new mom/former Heroes star Ali Larter. For their part, the hackers are not profiting from their exploits, rather appearing to do it just because they can.

When will these chicks learn?  I'm more convinced than ever that the answer is never.  That's why I have absolutely no sympathy for these people and am totally on the side of the hackers.  Listen, the minute you become famous, the rules change.  If you don't get it, and continue to play with your phone like you're Jane from Idaho, too fuckin' bad.  Ya fucked up.  Celebrities just don't get to take photos and videos and Tweetpics like the rest of us without expecting that shit to become public.  That's the game and those are the rules.  You screw up and you pay.  Bang.  Done.  End of story.  Pay the fuck attention!

PS - Personally I can't wait for the Busy Phillips photos.  That chick is an absolute smokebomb!

Naked Man Caught On Video Masturbating In A Preschool

OMG: Naked thief breaks into preschool

LOS ANGELES - Disturbing surveillance video shows a suspected robber parading around naked in the lobby of a Boyle Heights, Calif., preschool. The Los Angeles police department released the footage in the hopes of making an arrest. The robbery happened on March 6th, 2011. An official with the LAPD said the suspect searched the school for valuables and took various items including money and keys. The official also said that the suspect is caught on tape taking off his clothing, masturbating and engaging in strange sexual behavior. Police said a similar incident occurred at the same location on November 1st, 2010.

Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes this sick fuck. A preschool? Really? For the second time?  Good luck in the big house you little freakazoid. You walk around jerkin' off in there and a lot of big, bad men will start to do a lot of big, bad things to your little rookie ass. As a matter of fact, I'm hoping that's your destiny. Good luck.  I say you last a week.  Any takers?

Jersey Shore Cast Member's Butt-Naked Photo Leaked

So I guess this lovely lady's name is Sammi Sweetheart. Looks like it should be more like Slammy Meatfart. Couldn't tell ya much more. Not a fan of the show - don't watch it. Can't get into a show about Jersey guidos and ho's. I've been to Jersey. Jersey sucks. But since lots of people are captivated by it I guess it's my duty to point these things out. There ya go. Done. If you must see the NSFW version it's here:

Skank City Makin' Mommy And Daddy Proud

World Naked Bike Ride Rolls Through Melbourne, Australia

MELBOURNE - IT’S been a beautiful day for a leisurely cycle through the city - in the nude. About 145 riders covered in paint, glitter and flowers took to the streets of Melbourne for the 2011 World Naked Bike Ride today. Starting just after 3.30pm, the riders turned heads down Brunswick St, Lygon St and through the CBD while protesting oil dependency and promoting bike safety. Organiser Heidi Hill said this year’s ride was the most successful, with a record number of riders making it Australia’s biggest. “At the end of the ride everyone feels fantastic about themselves,” she said. More women got their gear off for the ride than ever before, with women making up almost half the riders, Ms Hill estimated. “There’s worse on TV, there’s worse everywhere - this is nonsexual. The body paint helps too, this is not rude” she said. Nude rider Flick, who also rode last year, said the ride was a fantastic, natural buzz. “We (Australians) still see nudity as a bit of a deviant thing, but we’re hoping to change that,” Flick said. Another nude rider, Andrew, who has taken part in the event every year, said participants did not want to provoke or upset anyone, but instead challenge ideas. “It’s very funny just seeing those reactions, it’s 98 per cent positive, people have got smiles on their faces.” First-time rider Abel said the idea was a lot of fun. “I just thought it was a great because and lots of people can join in for different causes,” he said. Motorists were patient, brides were shocked, and pedestrians gobsmacked, but in a first this year not one lewd comment or catcall was made, Ms Hill said.

I think I'm a closet hippie. No smarmy comments about this race, no juvenile humor. This is just a great way to call attention to a cause. Given the raping I'm taking at the gas station lately, the fact that these nice nudie people were protesting oil dependency sounds pretty good to me. Great idea people, just remember to wash those seats after the race. Pay attention!