MAIL ONLINE - A teacher has been arrested for stripping off and parading naked around an elementary school after he was told he was being laid off. Harlon Porter was reportedly upset about losing his job at Haynie Elementary School in Morrow, Georgia. Fortunately, the children had been released for the day before Porter started his alleged impromptu strip show. School staff called police after the teacher allegedly started strolling the halls in his birthday suit. Officers say they found the 31-year-old sitting nude in a chair in the teacher’s lounge. He was later released on $2,000 bond after being charged with public indecency. If the children had still been at the school, he would have faced the more serious charge of child molestation. After being arrested, Porter claimed he had ‘reached a new level of enlightenment’ and ‘he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open'. The teacher may not have allegedly been wearing any clothes, but he was carrying several books on spirituality and transcendental meditation, according to CBS. He was reportedly told his employment contract wouldn’t be renewed two days before the incident occurred a week ago. It’s a sure bet that Porter won’t be invited back into the Georgia school system, but he claimed to have loftier teaching ambitions. He told police he wanted to teach on a new level ‘with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm.’ Teachers at the school said Porter was a teetotal vegan. ‘However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,’ the police report said. A YouTube video emerged today of Porter's rambling and incomprehensible one man show he called 'Scenes From the Evolution U.' According to Khari Reed, the arresting officer, Porter was diagnosed seven years ago with schizophrenia.
The question is, how did this fruitcake get hired in the first place? Harlon is clearly hopped up on goofballs. Are you tellin' me the school system couldn't see this comin' down the tracks like the Coor's Light Party Train? Anyway, here's Harlon's video from YouTube if ya wanna watch some bat-shit crazy ex-teacher rant and rave:
