ORLANDO, Fla. - ...The largest and oldest nudist organization in the country, based in Kissimmee, Fla., debuted the free "Nakation" app on iPhone a month ago as part of a social-media push to keep nearly 50,000 members connected and to share news from the clothing-optional world. It's the first nudist app, which the American Association of Nude Recreation says has been downloaded nearly 800 times so far...
8oo downloads, huh! When's the IPO? Here's the real question, though: Where do nudists carry their iPhones? I mean, if you strap it on somewhere then you're not really nude, right? And it's too big to tuck into some fold either in the front or the back. Go for it if you want, but these nudie colonies aren't for me. It always seems like any pictures I see from these places are a bunch of old, fat, wrinkly people anyway. The kind of people that look bad whether they're wearing clothes or not. Nope, I'll take Sandals or ClubMed or some Carribean resort that's loaded with serious hotness full of thongs and tan lines. Just saying....
