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Ronald Reagan's Daughter Patti Davis Poses Nude At Age 58

Patti Davis bares all to prove a fitness regimen works at any age.

Photograph: Eric Ray Davidson

You can say what you want, but I say it takes balls to pose nude at the age of 58. All in all, it's not as bad as I was expecting. I figured I'd see something more representative of the prune family. Here's the article she wrote for More magazine:

Patti Davis: My Body, Then and Now

Supposed Nude Photos Cost English Beauty Queen Her Title

Beauty queen stripped of title 'after posting naked pictures on Facebook'

DAILY MAIL - A beauty queen has been stripped of her title in a wrangle over allegations she posted nude photos of herself on Facebook. Charlotte Campbell, 23, who denies the claims, last year realised her modeling dreams by winning the Miss York City contest. She then became the first single mum to qualify for the Miss Great Britain final since the competition began 65 years ago, after new rules were introduced allowing single mothers and divorcees to take part. But now Miss Great Britain's current boss, Wendy Seinturier, has alleged Charlotte broke its rules and regulations by posting completely nude photos of herself on Facebook, and says she is being replaced as Miss York City by another woman. Charlotte has strongly denied breaking the rules, claiming she could assure people there had never been any nude photographs of her published or printed, or posted on to Facebook or any other internet websites. Charlotte, who spent much of her childhood in York and has a three-year-old son, Bobby, said the alleged nude photo isn't a fully nude photograph as alleged and had been on her Facebook page for over two years under no privacy settings, and was therefore open to Miss Great Britain organisers. She had entered other pageants with the same nudity rules without problems and, after working in the industry for over five years, was very aware of the difference between nude and implied nude, and how potentially damaging publication of topless or fully nude images could be to a career in commercial modelling or TV presenting. 'I am genuine, hard-working and a respectable girl with good morals and values,' she said...

Okay people, enough is enough. These nude photo scandals have been going on since the Dark Ages. I propose that the rules for all these contests be changed to allow chicks to have all the nude photos they want in their "other" lives. Sheesh, who doesn't have naked photos somewhere these days? Pretty soon the only eligible contestants are gonna be spinsters, nuns and nine-year-olds. Let's drop the sappy moralism and embrace the fact that the world at large loves chicks who get nekkid. It's 2011 for chrissakes! Pay attention!

Nude Woman Rescued High Above Nude Beach, Naturally

 

On the bluff and in the buff! When the 911 call came in for this one, how many firemen do you think volunteered for the assignment? Just wonderin'....

Walmart Is The Most Fucked Up Place In America

Rodney Kunkel

Some Douche-bag

Toledo Man Posts Nude Pics At Walmart

FREEMONT,OH - Police say a Toledo man who posted nude pictures of himself at the Fremont Walmart is facing at least two felony charges. Walmart security called Fremont police Thursday after they saw 44-year-old Rodney Kunkel's vehicle in the store's parking lot. Authorities say Kunkel printed 58 copies of a picture of himself wearing nylons, high heels and a pink T-shirt that barely covered his navel. Additionally, police say his genitals were exposed. Investigators believe Kunkel put the photos on at least six cars at Walmart and dropped off three more in store's cosmetics department. Police say they arrested Kunkel after he posted four more naked pictures of himself and picked up some items from Walmart's lingerie department. Kunkel told police he likes to dress in women's clothing. "He mentioned once he leaves work he changes into women's clothing and drives home dressed as a woman," said Fremont Police Department Detective Jason Kiddey. Kiddey thinks Kunkel may have pulled the stunt for shock value or even self-gratification. Kunkel's girlfriend said Thursday that she was angry about what happened, but was not fully aware of the extent of the charges. On the other hand, Kunkel has been convicted in the past of at least eight other public indecencies. In fact, according to a 2004 police report, Kunkel exposed his genitals while gazing at a woman and her 19-year-old daughter at an apartment complex. For that incident, he received up to a 60-day sentence, but now could face up to two years.

Kunkel. You crazy, cross-dressing fuck. Just kiddin' - I want you shot. What. The. Fuck? Pervs like this have no place in society. I don't mean to go all righteous here, but this dude's apparently been pullin' this act for awhile and it's out in public and kids could get affected.

Time to re-state a little Bahtendah philosophy here. I love most all of the fucked up, crazy shit that people pull on a daily basis across this universe, but when it comes to kids all bets are off. Why do you think pedophiles get murdered every day in prison? Right - don't fuck around with kids. So Kunkel, fuck around all you want behind closed doors, but when you start to show off in front of little dudes and dudettes, it's on.   Time to go away for a long time.  Good luck with Brutus in the pen you sick fuck.  Bang.  Pay attention!

There's An App For That!

Nudist group offers naked truth on iPhone
ORLANDO, Fla. - ...The largest and oldest nudist organization in the country, based in Kissimmee, Fla., debuted the free "Nakation" app on iPhone a month ago as part of a social-media push to keep nearly 50,000 members connected and to share news from the clothing-optional world. It's the first nudist app, which the American Association of Nude Recreation says has been downloaded nearly 800 times so far...

8oo downloads, huh! When's the IPO? Here's the real question, though: Where do nudists carry their iPhones? I mean, if you strap it on somewhere then you're not really nude, right?  And it's too big to tuck into some fold either in the front or the back.  Go for it if you want, but these nudie colonies aren't for me.  It always seems like any pictures I see from these places are a bunch of old, fat, wrinkly people anyway.  The kind of people that look bad whether they're wearing clothes or not.  Nope, I'll take Sandals or ClubMed or some Carribean resort that's loaded with serious hotness full of thongs and tan lines.  Just saying....

She Was Barefootin'....

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Is This A Nude Photo Of Miley Cyrus?

First of all, alleged, alleged, alleged (Hey, I'm not getting boned up the corn-hole in a 9x9 cell for posting some underage, Twiggy-looking, anorexic daughter of a redneck one-hit wonder that I got no way of verifying, okay?).  Second of all, who gives a flying fuck?  Chick looks like Peppermint Patty, has a voice like a pack-a-day 60-year old and sings (?) songs that'll make you stomp your iPod to death for fuckin' up your ears for the rest of your life.  But, err, do ya think I still have a shot?  Cuz I kinda like the flannel shirt...