Amazing Chinese Traffic Accidents

How can they possibly still have like billions of people left in China? Muthas are gettin' waxed every which way from Sunday. Cars, trucks, carrriages, bikes, motorcycles, vans, buses, rickshaws all goin' down left and right. And this is some little city I never even heard of. What happens in the big, over-populated cities like Beijing?

Insurance agents must be the richest pricks in the country. Hey Geico, get your ass over to China ASAP! And in the meantime, work at home people, WORK AT HOME! Bang. Pay attention.