Check Out This 8-Year Old Yo-Yo Superstar

Here's what sucks about this video. This frikkin' kid has already accomplished more in his 8 years on this planet than I have in my entire life. I hate you, little yo-yo man. I mean, I can spin a basketball on my finger for about 3 seconds and some days I can wipe my ass with one pass, but that's about it. This little dude is probably already the greatest person on earth for his skill and age bracket and I'm stuck writin' shitty blog posts on a slow PC. Sucks to be me....