I Hope This Scooter Kid Broke Every Single Bone In His Body

I'm dead serious. I hate scooters and I hate skateboards. The only people who ride these things are the people who suck at all the real sports. Social fucking misfits. Now don't get me wrong, I'll keep on posting every awesome video I find of these dickheads killin' themselves because I love to watch jerkoff spaz-balls get what they deserve. What I won't post is videos of some "successful" skateboarding or scooter video. Pure crap. These dudes are all dinks. Tony Hawk is a dickwad. In my town we had a skateboarding park built by taxpayer money for these kids to practice their stupid shit. Know what happened? All they did was get in fights all the time and light shit on fire in the park and run away like the little pussies that they are. Park got dug up and shut down. Great investment in the douche-bag youth of America, right? Fuck 'em all. Play a real sport that takes some skill and keeps score or go home and sulk. I could give two shits if you can ride down some stair railing on your little girlie board. But hey, keep plantin' your faces in the pavement and bustin' your nuts on the railing and you'll keep showin' up here at the Speakeasy! All day every day. Bang. Pay the fuck attention!