Further proof that the Russians drink Stoli all day every day. You got a babe like this in the studio and this is the result? Pathetic. Total erection killer. Now every time I think of the Russian Ripper I'm gonna picture Betty White or some shit. Wait, maybe there's a way out. Delete above mental image, insert image below:
Yup, that'll work. Problem solved. Now where did I put those tissues?
