Watch This Camouflaged Dancer Scare The Shit Out Of People

Where have all the heroes gone? Is it just me or are you shocked that nobody drives this guy's nose to the back of his cranium? Especially the dudes who are walking past him with their girlfriends. I can understand the kids - they're easy targets. But these chicks should immediately dump any guy whose first instinct isn't to get in this dudes grill and protect their honor. Hey ladies - your big bad squeeze has a vagina! Bang. Pay the fuck attention!