Friday, April 15, 2011

Can Masturbating Really Hard Cause You To Burst Into Flames?


Man ‘Engulfed In Flames’ At San Francisco Porn Shop

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5. The fire occurred at an adult arcade at Sixth and Mission streets just after 6 p.m. Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames,” an SFPD spokesman said. Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned and extinguished the flames. Arson investigators said it was not exactly clear how the man caught fire. Police indicated he had apparently been watching videos in a private booth when the fire ignited.

Okay, so we all know about how spankin' the monkey can make ya go blind. Maybe cause blisters. Maybe give ya a little tendonitis in your dominant arm. But is it possible to generate enough friction that you could actually spontaneously combust? This is gettin' serious. Be warned, America.

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