Can Someone Help This Out Of Work Ninja Get A Job?

Five bucks for a real, honest-to-god ninja? Such a deal. I would've gladly paid twenty. C'mon people, someone out there must need a ninja for somethin', right? Ryou here could sneak up on some unsuspecting adversary and make 'em headless in no time at all. That's an honest day's work for an honest buck. Let's make it happen, Speakeasies!