Thursday, April 14, 2011

Does This Bacon-Scented Cologne Get You Laid By Fat Chicks? (Or Hot Chicks Who Are Hungry?)

Bacon Classic 

The Revolution has begun...

ButcherThe year was 1920 and quite by accident john fargginay, a butcher from Paris discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customer's mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of...bacon



Now I'm not here to say whether this stuff actually works or not, but couldn't you just rub yourself from head to toe with a slab of Oscar Meyer's finest and achieve the same end result?  You go to the club, pick up Miss Fatty McFat-thighs and then you can bring her home and actually cook said bacon for breakfast the next morning.  I'm just sayin', why not kill two birds with one stone, if ya catch my drift.  ;-)