You've Seen "Debbie Loves Cats" - Now Check Out "Debbie Loves Bacon"

Just in case you haven't seen the original eHarmony vid, here you go:



Hilarious.  Now, we have the parody - BACON:



I'm thinking of makin' my own eHarmony video.  I just can't decide between beer and pussy.

Does This Bacon-Scented Cologne Get You Laid By Fat Chicks? (Or Hot Chicks Who Are Hungry?)

 

From Farginnay.com:

The Revolution has begun...

The year was 1920 and quite by accident john fargginay, a butcher from Paris discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customer's mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of...bacon



Now I'm not here to say whether this stuff actually works or not, but couldn't you just rub yourself from head to toe with a slab of Oscar Meyer's finest and achieve the same end result?  You go to the club, pick up Miss Fatty McFat-thighs and then you can bring her home and actually cook said bacon for breakfast the next morning.  I'm just sayin', why not kill two birds with one stone, if ya catch my drift.  ;-)    

Try This With Your Eggs This Morning

When I first saw this, I thought it was a little disgusting. After thinking about it though, I'm starting to like the idea. I mean, everyone, me included, friggin' loves bacon. In a sandwich, on a burger, on a pizza and especially for breakfast. So why not when you're brushing the old choppers? Why not, indeed. I need a fuckin' case of this shit and right afterwards I'm gonna find me some beer flavored toothpaste, then some cheeseburger toothpaste and finally, you guessed it, some pussy flavored toothpaste. Then again, maybe I could just chew on some tuna....