Weekend Update - Chicks Fighting Guys At Rutgers Fest

Who is that chick with the red hair and the red shirt and the half-pants? Bozo the Clown's illegitimate love child? How'd ya like to date that? You don't give it to her good enough and she'll probably sucker-punch you into oblivion and then poke your eyes out with her high heels. Hell no, I like girls I can take in a fight. Just sayin'...