Russian Drunks

Further proof (pun intended) that Russians drink vodka all day and every day. Morning, noon and night. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Flat out, the craziest bastards on the planet.

Weekend Update - Chicks Fighting Guys At Rutgers Fest

Who is that chick with the red hair and the red shirt and the half-pants? Bozo the Clown's illegitimate love child? How'd ya like to date that? You don't give it to her good enough and she'll probably sucker-punch you into oblivion and then poke your eyes out with her high heels. Hell no, I like girls I can take in a fight. Just sayin'...

Woman Charged With Chasing And Beating Victim While 3-Year-Old Was In Her Car

Police: Suffolk woman chased and beat victim with 3-year-old nephew in car

SUFFOLK - A Suffolk woman was charged with felonious assault and abuse and neglect of a child after police say she chased down another woman and beat her up while the suspect's 3-year-old nephew sat in her car.Deiona La'mell Holloman, 24, is also charged with reckless driving and driving on a suspended license. Holloman was the only person charged in the incident, though the police report notes that she was joined by more than a dozen other people who arrived in three vehicles.The incident occurred around 7:30 p.m. on April 7 in the 700 block of Nixon Drive. Debbie George, spokeswoman for the city, said Holloman "used the vehicle she was operating to chase down a female in another vehicle." She said Holloman's 3-year-old nephew was in the car at the time. When the victim stopped her car, George said, Holloman and the others who had arrived at the scene attacked her and another female victim.

Wow. Is this one of the greatest mugshots we've ever had here at the Speakeasy or what? Deiona knows she's in a pantload of trouble and isn't feelin' too good about it. Matter of fact, she looks like she's just seen the devil himself.  Now I don't know what the beef was with the other woman, but attention to detail is what's required here young lady. First, lose the nephew. Second, follow your victim at a leisurely pace like a PI so as not to arouse the suspicions of the local gendarme. Then, and only then, pounce on your unsuspecting target with all 300-plus pounds of your bad self. That's called planning and execution. Just a little Bahtendah wisdom for ya. Pay attention!

Comedian Just Keeps Rollin' Along As Fight Breaks Out In The Audience

Just beautiful. You can tell our hero here has never been involved in an actual fight in his life. He's just the nerdy kid who's seen a few fisticuffs, but since he's never really been involved himself, he just ignores that shit and keeps on tossin' out his A material. The Lollipop Guild indeed.

Watch This Guy Smash A Glass Into Another Dude's Face At A Bikini Strip Club In Florida

Bar fight at Evolution Cabaret bikini strip club

FLORIDA - Detectives are asking for your help. They're looking for a man who walked into the Evolution Cabaret bikini strip club after three in the morning on March 19. Watch the video and you will see that the suspect stands at the bar, walks aound the bar, comes right up behind a man sitting at the bar and slaps him in the face with a glass, shattering the glass. The victim suffered lacerations and was taken to Tampa General Hospital.mIf you know anything about this suspect or where he might be, call the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office at 813-247-8200. Anyone with any information regarding the identity and whereabouts of this suspect and who wants to be eligible for a cash reward is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-TIPS (8477), report anonymously online at the Crimestoppers Tampa Bay website, or text "CSTB plus your tip" to C-R-I-M-E-S (274637).

Hey fuckhead, not cool! I love a good fight as much as the next guy, but let's make it fair. Punchin' and kickin' is cool - use what God gave ya - smashin' a glass in someone's grill is not. That's a total pussy move. We got the tape. We see ya. You gotta go down for this one, bro. (Kinda looks like they had him for a second, not sure how he managed to get away.)

Side story: I had a buddy a few years back who lost his eye because some coward smashed him in the face with a beer mug in a pool hall, pretty much without any warning. The dickwad got probation, my bud got an eye patch for life. Doesn't seem like a fair trade.  Enough with that weak shit.. You wanna fight? Do it right. Have some balls.  Bang. Pay the fuck attention!

Spring Break Fight From South Padre Island

See, it's not all bikini contests, tequila contests and bangin' ho's. There's also some serious fun to be had. Like the kid in this video who's standin' on the outskirts of the fight and when he sees his opportunity he just kicks one of the dudes in the ribs for no reason at all. That's pure, unadulterated fun! Trip of a lifetime! (Just kidding - he's a gutless puke.)

Spring Break Chick-Fight In Miami Hotel

Where all the dudes at? Is this some kind of sorority-only hotel or somethin'? I caught one or two guys in there but they sure don't seem to want any piece of the action. Anyway, I love chick fights because there's usually more yellin' than punchin' and that's certainly the case here although the girl with the white sweater takes a few shots. As a matter of fact, these ladies are yellin' and screamin' so much I have absolutley no idea what the beef is. Oh well, keep 'em comin' and we'll keep postin' 'em!

Is It Sexy Or Sad When Old Strippers Attack Young Strippers?

Dancers' Knife Fight Lands 1 In Hospital

Indianapolis - A knife fight involving two exotic dancers outside a club on Indianapolis' west side landed one of the women in the hospital over the weekend. Indianapolis police said Gwendola Barnett, 43, and Mika Smith, 22, got into an argument over the number of private dances Smith had been performing at Patty's Show Club, at 2014 W. Washington St. Barnett and Smith went outside the club at about 8 p.m. Saturday, police said. Smith grabbed a knife out of her pocket and stabbed Barnett four times in the arms, breaking one of them, investigators said. Barnett was taken to Methodist Hospital, where she was listed in fair condition on Sunday. Smith was arrested on a charge of aggravated battery.

Old stripper versus young stripper.  The classic battle.  Like the Hatfields and the McCoys.  Is it okay to ride the fence on this one?  I mean I feel for the oldie oldster cuz she probably isn't gettin' the same number of handjobs in the Champagne Room that she used to.  On the other hand, it's not the young chick's fault that Gypsy Rose Lee is all wrinkled and dried up and shit.  I'd hate to be the club owner, cuz clearly one of 'em has to go.  If you have a heart, you're gonna keep the 43 year-old whore you've been bangin' for years and tell the young 'un to take a hike.  They come along all the time and are a dime a dozen.  But if you're a cold-blooded businessman you're gonna keep the newbie that's bringin' in the bucks.  Ahh, you crazy strippers, you're drivin' me nuts!  

Outstanding One Punch Knockout

Little chubby here talks a good game, huh? That's the thing about trash talkers - they usually don't back it up too well. It's the silent ones that'll just knock you the fuck out. This dude listens for about a minute and then just drops the hammer. Keep trash talking tubby....

Outstanding Fight In A Taco Shop

Nice quality on the video, excellent action in the store, good punches landed. This is about all you can ask for in your typical surveillance video. As a matter of fact, the store is about the same size as a regulation ring, so we got some awesome footage here. Personally, I would've scooped up a knife or a fork and gone to town, but that's just me. The only thing I don't get is why that one dude had no shirt on. Nitpicking, I know, but what's up with that?

Reporter Shomari Stone Breaks Up A Fight While Shooting A Story In Seattle

Shomari "Rambo" Stone looking like a bad man! Not afraid of no robbers or white supremacists or any of that shit. Can't you just see Brian Williams running away holdin' his pee pee? Not Shomari. He gets right in the grill of these pukes and gets the job done. Don't mess with the newsman! Pay attention!

This Guy Has A Great Left

Did not see that coming. Neither did she.

Kangaroos Fight Like Pussies

Lame. Lame. Lame. Every attack here is to the nuts. Now I understand how these fuckers are built anatomically, so the kick to the balls is a natural. But you wanna be a kangaroo bad-ass? Throw a shot to the jaw. Knock that sissy out! Aussies are pretty hard, why do the animals have to act like future florists? Bang. Pay attention!

Outstanding Battle With The Police

I don't know where this is or why they're bustin' this guy but I do know one thing. "I vant lawyer!" And how about the other shopkeeper who tries to help the cops but actually ends up supplying this guy with his weapon? Good stuff. I had more tears in my eyes than this ninja cop-fighter and I wasn't even being pepper-sprayed. "I vant lawyer. I vant lawyer" Priceless.

One Soccer Wuss Blindsides Another Soccer Wuss In The Stands

This is irrefutable evidence that soccer fans are pussies all over the world. You kick a dude in the back, with no warning and he tumbles down the stands? No balls whatsoever my little Asian friend. How about you both walk down to field level and you challenge him mano a mano? Nope.  Never gonna happen because you have a vagina where your testicles should be.  What a dink. Karma, my friend. Never turn your back on anyone. Ever. Again. Pay the fuck attention!

Heavyweight High School Battle

Down goes Frazier!  Down goes Frazier!  Ya gotta love the way this chick rolls up her sleeves to get ready for the smackdown.  Preparation, people.  Take a second, prepare for the battle to come and totally increase your chances of wipin' the floor with your opponent.  Screw with me?  Get a helmet and some pads, cuz one of us is goin' to the hospital and it ain't me!  Tru dat!  Bang.  Pay attention!

The Stupidest Real/Fake Fight Ever?

So this vid has been blowin' up on the fabulous interweb for a couple of days. But I ask you, what's the point? I mean, light sabres and Jedi warriors fighting behind some barn? Star Wars meets the 'Hood meets the Backwoods? Long, long ago, in a backyard far, far, away....

Strippers Gone Wild!!!

Nerlend Previlon

Stripper used shoe as weapon, police say
PORTLAND, ME - A scuffle between two exotic dancers at a strip club on Riverside Street has led to a felony charge against one of the women, who police say attacked the other with a stiletto-heeled shoe. Portland police were called to PT's Showclub at 222 Riverside St. at 11:30 p.m. Saturday for a report of a fight between two workers. They found that a fight had broken out between two of the strippers. Camile Robenek, 30, of South Portland had pushed Nerlend Previlon, 25, of Malden, Mass., to the floor, police said. Previlon got up swinging one of her high-heel shoes, police said, hitting Robenek in the head and face. Robenek was taken to Maine Medical Center, where she was treated for facial injuries and released. She was issued a summons to appear in court on a charge of simple assault. Previlon was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, accused of using a weapon in the melee. The police report did not indicate the reason for the fight, which occurred on the main floor of the club, not on stage. A call to the club was not returned by press time. Aggravated assault is punishable by as much as five years in prison and a $5,000 fine, though penalties are typically significantly less. Simple assault is a misdemeanor, punishable by as much as 364 days in jail and a $2,000 fine.


Another day, another stripper catfight.  I gotta admit though, it sounds like Nerland (probably not her stage name, right?) had every right to defend herself.  It says Camile (probably not her stage name, right?) pushed poor Nerland to the floor first.  What's a poor girl to do?  Ya gotta get up and make that bitch eat some 6-inch heel, dontcha?  Free Nerland!  Free Nerland!  Bang.  Pay attention!

They're Drinking Stoli All Day Every Day In Russia

Check out the skills on the old dude! You want a piece of me? You wanna pick me up and force the issue? Goodnight, glass jaw! Bang! Pay attention!

They're Drinking Stoli All Day Every Day In Russia