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DUI Lawyer Sues Strip Club After Spending Almost $19,000 Because He Was Too Drunk

Photos via UK Daily Mail

FOX NEWS - An attorney who specializes in drunken-driving offenses is suing a Florida strip club, claiming it got him so drunk he spent almost $19,000 on his credit card, Courthousenews.com reports. Mark S. Gold reportedly is suing the Gold Rush strip club in Miami-Dade County Court, saying he became "temporarily unconscious" during a drunken night at the club in November 2010 and racked up $18,930 in charges. The lawsuit alleged that "Gold Rush knowingly and continuously served plaintiff alcoholic beverages to the extent that he was rendered intoxicated, partially or temporarily unconscious, and further to the extent that he had a complete loss of judgment, rational thought, or ability to enter into lawful contracts or agreements," according to the website. The allegations reportedly say that the club "knowingly caused plaintiff's irrational state of mind, continued to ply him with liquor in order to charge his credit card excessive amounts to the extent of $18,930." The lawsuit, filed April 18, makes no mention of how much drinks or services the 56-year-old Gold may have bought, according to the U.K. Daily Mail. Gold is demanding that the club's owners, Turntable Entertainment and Production Company, refund him his money.

Do not, I repeat, do not, give this ambulance chaser his money back.  Talk about karma or irony or some shit like that.  This douche has been gettin' drunks off the hook forever and now he's on the hook himself.  It's time to pay up, counselor.  Hope you enjoyed gettin' screwed without gettin' screwed because now you're screwed.  Bang.  Done.  Send all the lawyers to the bottom of the ocean.  Pay attention!

PS - Love how the company he's suing is called "Turntable" because the table has been turned, no?

Watch This Guy Smash A Glass Into Another Dude's Face At A Bikini Strip Club In Florida

Bar fight at Evolution Cabaret bikini strip club

FLORIDA - Detectives are asking for your help. They're looking for a man who walked into the Evolution Cabaret bikini strip club after three in the morning on March 19. Watch the video and you will see that the suspect stands at the bar, walks aound the bar, comes right up behind a man sitting at the bar and slaps him in the face with a glass, shattering the glass. The victim suffered lacerations and was taken to Tampa General Hospital.mIf you know anything about this suspect or where he might be, call the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office at 813-247-8200. Anyone with any information regarding the identity and whereabouts of this suspect and who wants to be eligible for a cash reward is asked to call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-873-TIPS (8477), report anonymously online at the Crimestoppers Tampa Bay website, or text "CSTB plus your tip" to C-R-I-M-E-S (274637).

Hey fuckhead, not cool! I love a good fight as much as the next guy, but let's make it fair. Punchin' and kickin' is cool - use what God gave ya - smashin' a glass in someone's grill is not. That's a total pussy move. We got the tape. We see ya. You gotta go down for this one, bro. (Kinda looks like they had him for a second, not sure how he managed to get away.)

Side story: I had a buddy a few years back who lost his eye because some coward smashed him in the face with a beer mug in a pool hall, pretty much without any warning. The dickwad got probation, my bud got an eye patch for life. Doesn't seem like a fair trade.  Enough with that weak shit.. You wanna fight? Do it right. Have some balls.  Bang. Pay the fuck attention!

Police: Strip Club Bouncer Assaults, Robs Customer

MyFoxBoston - Police say a nightclub bouncer hit and then robbed a customer inside of the bathroom at that club. 35-year-old Easton Byfield was arrested on Friday. Police received tips pointing to a YouTube clip of Byfield punching a 25-year-old man at the Platinum Premier Club in Worcester. According to Worcester police:
"The video did show two males in a bathroom questioning another male who appeared to be a patron of the club. One of the employees is filming the incident while the other employee is questioning the patron. During the questioning, the male, without warning, punched the victim in the face; he then continued to punch him approximately three more times in the face and head area. At one point in the assault the employee takes cash out of the victim's wallet and kept it. The employee also locked the bathroom door while the assault was taking place preventing the victim's escape. After reviewing the video and obtaining the suspect information, detectives were able to track down the victim of the incident. The victim is a 25 year old Worcester resident."
The incident allegedly happened in May of 2010. Byfield originally said he was assaulted by the victim. He now faces charges of Assault and Battery, Kidnapping, Unarmed Robbery and Filing a False Police report.


What's this world coming to?  You just wanna relax, have a couple of beers, watch some naked chicks dance, maybe get a quick lap-dance and now you have to bow down to the bounce in the bathroom?  This type of thing will never happen here at the Speakeasy!