Reporter Shomari Stone Breaks Up A Fight While Shooting A Story In Seattle

Shomari "Rambo" Stone looking like a bad man! Not afraid of no robbers or white supremacists or any of that shit. Can't you just see Brian Williams running away holdin' his pee pee? Not Shomari. He gets right in the grill of these pukes and gets the job done. Don't mess with the newsman! Pay attention!

Outrage In Seattle!!!

As a certified "Bahtendah" and proprietor of the Speakeasy, I am outraged beyond comprehension. You're screwing with people's beer? Go to jail! I guess the company that was perpetrating this hoax on the good people of Seattle has announced that they'll only be selling the smaller, $1.25 cheaper version at this weekends' upcoming game. But what about all the people you've been screwing? Refund or jail time! At the very least, sell beer for half price for the next game. Somebody's gotta pay. Bang. Pay the fuck attention!