Outrage In Seattle!!!

As a certified "Bahtendah" and proprietor of the Speakeasy, I am outraged beyond comprehension. You're screwing with people's beer? Go to jail! I guess the company that was perpetrating this hoax on the good people of Seattle has announced that they'll only be selling the smaller, $1.25 cheaper version at this weekends' upcoming game. But what about all the people you've been screwing? Refund or jail time! At the very least, sell beer for half price for the next game. Somebody's gotta pay. Bang. Pay the fuck attention!