Beyonce Lookin' Straight Fire Hot In A Candid Moment

Okay, so recently I talked about what a perfect "10" Candice Swanepoel is. Beyonce belongs in that category as well. Man, what I would pay to be Jay-Z's penis for a night....

Canadian School Worker Suspended For Working In Porn Films

Canadian School Administrator Gets Outed For Porn Career

GENESISONLINE - The clerical assistant at Etchemins High School near Quebec City has been suspended for two weeks without pay from employment at the institution, when a student discovered her moonlighting porn career and asked for her autograph. The star of Serial Abusers 2—whose performer name is Samantha Ardente—refused the student’s autograph, and reportedly told him to keep the secret to himself. However, he allegedly blabbed to his friend, where the word of mouth eventually flooded the entire school. Louise Boisvert, the school’s spokeswoman, said: “‘It’s a first in our history. Even if she didn’t work directly with the students, we have to evaluate the impact that this story will have on her, on the students and on the staff.” Meanwhile, a teacher from the school who refused to be named, stated: “What she did was inappropriate. But it’s not illegal, either. So we told the students that there’s no place for that (situation) here and we’ll see what happens next.” Nicholas Lafleur Owner of Pegas Productions which makes the porn films that Ardente stars, said condemned the reactions of the school by saying, “‘She was very nervous. She didn’t want to lose her job and I don’t think she told everyone, so it wasn’t easy for her.” Ardente has worked with the Canadian town since 2002 and has worked at Etchemins High School for two years. Lafleur created a Facebook page for the porn star which has been flooded with support, where Ardente’s profile page has reportedly displayed negative criticism about her XXX career. Currently, Ardente is awaiting the fate of her job at the high school.

You wanna keep kids from dropping out of school? Hire more pornstars! All those horny high school kids will be dyin' to get up and go to school every day. Half the reason they skip school in the first place is to stay home and sit around and watch porn all day anyway. This will give them a chance to see the real thing up close and personal. Don't suspend this chick - hire more like her! Pay attention!

(Side note - lose the blonde streaks honey.  Not a good look.)

Heavyweight High School Battle

Down goes Frazier!  Down goes Frazier!  Ya gotta love the way this chick rolls up her sleeves to get ready for the smackdown.  Preparation, people.  Take a second, prepare for the battle to come and totally increase your chances of wipin' the floor with your opponent.  Screw with me?  Get a helmet and some pads, cuz one of us is goin' to the hospital and it ain't me!  Tru dat!  Bang.  Pay attention!

Buzzer Beater

Nice job, boys. Now go shoot 10,000 free throws so we don't have to depend on a circus 3-point shot next time. Bang. Pay attention!

No Shit, Florida?

The kid plays for DeSoto High in Florida.  Why does everything that's fucked up happen in Florida (except for Russia, where we all know it's because of the Stoli)?  So this high school kid gets T'd up and attacks the ref.  Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?  Couldn't you have just kneed him in the thigh like a Jets' coach later in the game?  Maybe spit at him when no one was looking?  Search him out and cold-cock him in the locker room like Delonte West?  Schools in Florida must be like mud-huts in Appalachia.  You can't win.  No worries, though - he'll be playin' for Callipari down in Kentucky next year.