Okay, so recently I talked about what a perfect "10" Candice Swanepoel is. Beyonce belongs in that category as well. Man, what I would pay to be Jay-Z's penis for a night....
This is a tough one. Kind of like choosing between steak and prime rib. Nice front porches, nice backyards. Good grills and good stems. Pretty close on the physical appearance but Rihanna seems like she'd be absolutely nuts in the sack. Just a bat-shit crazy type chick. Beyonce is probably more of the marrying type. I'm boinking Rihanna.
In honor of tonight's game, a video that I don't think any of our current NBA All-Stars would have the guts to post on YouTube. Shaq has been a breath of fresh air in Boston this year. He's crashed wedding receptions, posed as a statue in Harvard Square and conducted the Boston Pops. What's next for the Diesel? Only he knows, but it'll be good. Rock on, you crazy Momma!