Here's A Hot Chick With Huge Boobs Playing With Fruits And Vegetables

I.   Love.   Summer.

Poodle Gets It On With A Chick In A Bikini

You go, Frenchie!  That chick was totally into you.  Bent down and gave you that "come hither" look.  It's like she was just beggin' you to bite off that bikini and hump the farts out of her.  They all new what was comin', they expected it, and even had all their cameras at the ready.  Go for it doggie-boy - show 'em who's boss!

Drunk Chick Hogtied Like A Steer And Busted In College Park, Maryland

Props to the commentary on this video. "The Golden Age Of Cinema." "He's hogtyin' her!" Great stuff. And to our little fugitive here - ya gotta know once you demonstrate how you can slip out of the handcuffs that things are only gonna get worse. Big tactical error there, sweetie. Gotta know when the game's over and it's time to hit the showers.

PS - Wasn't this whole thing kinda the security dude's fault to begin with? Brother poured a drink on her head. Was she not supposed to respond? I'm just sayin'....

The Greatest Smuggling Job Of All Time

And that my friends, is how the professionals get the job done. Just outstanding execution. Took the rock and drove right down the middle. Bravo!

This Little Dudette Is Gonna Be Bustin' Balls For The Next 40 Years

I'd love to see some pedophile try to grab this lil' sister at the bust stop. I can just see the look of agony on his face as he lies in the fetal position with his balls up in his throat. Things would get ugly in a heartbeat. Keep on dominatin' you little terror.

Watch This Chick Throw Down 12 Shots Of Vodka Right Before Your Very Eyes

First of all my little cupcake, let me just say that you are welcome here in the Speakeasy any ol' time your heart desires. Second of all, what the fuck? I'd hate to be around after that 12-shot bomb drops which is gonna be in like another hour or so. Add in the Mexican food and all I can see is taco meat and guacamole flyin' all over the midwest. Impressive performance though - you'll learn a little more about pacing when you become a professional.

Check Out This Hottie On Her Webcam

Okay, so the ending sucks. Don't shoot the messenger. I just find 'em - you guys can always click away...

This Guy Has A Great Left

Did not see that coming. Neither did she.

Here's The Newest Way That Men Are Tricking Women Into Giving Them Head

I've heard of getting chicks drunk and taking advantage of them before, but I don't think this is exactly how it's supposed to go. The plan was going well until Sally here decided to get hard-headed about things. Be careful what you ask for....

Lamborghini. Bikini. Mask. Trombone. Rubber Glove. WTF???

I have absolutely no friggin' idea. That's it. End of story. I'm done.

Don't Text And Walk (Masshole)

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All She REALLY Wanted Was A Ramp...

...And I (Wait - Who The Fuck Hit The Upload Button?)