Escalator Down

Ian Poulter Falls Off A Cliff

The balance and athleticism on display here is mind-boggling. Just further evidence that golfers are the most finely-tuned athletes in the world. Well, maybe after bowlers....

Lady Gaga Takes A Nosedive In Concert Again

The chick's a total spaz. Last week it was Houston, now this. Or maybe she's a marketing genius! Yeah, that's it. Fall down during your show every once in awhile, see the videos go viral on the interwebberbloggernets and keep your name in the public eye. Pure genius! It's subtle yet effective. Who gives a fuck if everyone thinks your music sucks and that you have the coordination of a newborn calf? You're rakin' in the cake and cashin' in at the ticket window. Brilliant!

How Does A Drunk Take A Bath?

That's how. That is all.

Watch Lady Gaga Fall Flat On Her Ass During Her Live Show In Houston

Fekkin' klutz! Lady Spaz-spaz. I'm just not buyin' all the hype around this chick. Not very good lookin', no great songs, just a publicity-seeking Madonna clone. If you look past the shock factor, I'm not seein' much. Has-been in ten years. Mark it down - that's Bahtendah wisdom.

Watch This Drunk Chick Crash Into A Street Musician

I love drunk chicks. They're always just fallin' all over the place and seem so surprised when they do. Guys on the other hand always seem to know just what's goin' on. High fives and whoops all around. Pause the video and take a look at this chick's face as she hits the pavement. Freakin' priceless. Hey honey, prolly had nothin' to do with the five shots of tequila you just inhaled, huh? Love it.

Pleasant Dreams My Friend

Don't Text And Walk (Masshole)

I Stumbled Upon This Video ;-)

Remember Speakeasies, Easy On The Egg Nog This Week