This Just Might Be The Worst Team Song I've Ever Heard In My Entire Life

Are you kiddin' me with this crap?  Weak.  Just weak.

This Goes Out To All The...Er, Well, You Know...

Dickheads!!!

Is This Fruitcake In Jail Yet?

I guess this vid's been around for awhile but thanks to a Speakeasy patron I just got hip to it.  Hey dude, you have to be absolutely shittin' me.  The only way this little waif is gettin' his butt sex is if he's tradin' Marlboro's with Sven, the weightlifting Aryan bodybuilder from Sing Sing.  Seriously, the only ass he's gettin' is man-ass.  KT Tatara, you want some butt sex?  Go hang around the Greyhound bus terminal with a smile on your face and a wink in your eye and you'll get about all the butt sex your little brown-eye can handle.  Pay the fuck attention!  You're welcome.

P.S. Gotta admit though, the chick is completely smokin'.

...And I (Wait - Who The Fuck Hit The Upload Button?)